Minions: The Rise of Gru

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(english review below) en teoría, puse esta película para que fuera ruido de fondo mientras estudiaba para un examen que tendré mañana, lo cual fue una idea absolutamente espantosa porque su propósito es precisamente el opuesto, así que tuve que poner verdadero ruido de fondo porque la película me distraía demasiado. es una película muy extraña, incluso para los propios estándares de illumination. la construcción de este mundo se vuelve cada vez peor, con cada película el "lore" tiene menos sentido. digo, no es que fuera el más fuerte desde el inicio, pero al menos algo de consistencia no... read more

Minions: The Rise Of Gru is a nice return to form for the Minions & Despicable Me franchise! I caught a few references or details to stuff from previous movies here which was nice to see! I always like when the people involved in the film have some care & appreciation as to what came before it. The Minions had some funny moments in this movie as usual. Gru was probably the stand out character here! Love seeing him as a kid and his desperation to become a world known villain. Would love to see a Minions 3! I know they make a lot of these movies already but I would like to see a Minions 3... read more

CHALLENGE: ROUNDING OUT THE BOXOFFICEMOJO TOP 100 92/100 ----------------------------------------------------- There's a nun with nunchuks, called Nun-Chuk. That's why I could not give this anything less than 2 stars. But honestly, this film has the minions going around doing whole scenes of dialogue. DIALOGUE! Which are fully in Minionese, an unintelligible blend of French and Spanish. Admittedly, there are some good jokes. But there's just too much Minions in Minions. How Illumination managed to make billion dollar-grossing movies with so little effort is beyond me. This is a film in the... read more

The Animation was pretty good. read more

Nopa gonna da pona to aka, nopa gonna da seep to koop, nopa gonna corro woeod yee upobod to read more

🍌/10 read more

los minions secuestran un avion y lo apuntan contra una torre read more

Gru + Minions é uma boa combinação, a parte que eles estão juntos funciona muito, mas ver os dois separadamente é muito infantilidade. Um bom filme pra ver com a família. read more

GOD I LOVE MINIONS THE FUNNY YELLOW GUYS WHEN THEY SAY BANANA I CRY I LOVE MINIONS SO MUCH!!!!!!! read more

Mais divertido do que imaginei que seria. Ainda acho que os filmes dos Minions não são lá muito necessários — as criaturas são hilárias, mas funcionam melhor por serem um adereço do que protagonistas —, mas como a obra se segura na origem do Gru como vilão, até que agrada. Ainda assim, me incomoda quando tentam fazer com que as narrativas sejam "fantasiosas" demais — com um aspecto "mágico" envolvido —, já que me parece fugir do cânone estabelecido nos filmes originais. Mas deixando tudo isso de lado, dá pra dar umas risadas, e acho que não dá pra esperar muito mais aqui.... read more

The boys and I went in to this with suits! The experience was 10/10. The movie not so much. It's an entertaining watch if you turn off your brain for the first 2 acts. The final act is where it becomes boring. I love Michelle Yeoh, but I felt her character didn't fit in the story. The whole kung-fu sequence felt forced and I don't recall the minions doing kung-fu in the rest of the franchise. They're minions; they always find an accidental, despicable way to move the plot forward. They did have some fun visuals tho. I would've liked the power that the MacGuffin contains to have been read more

made my shitty day slightly better. thank you bob read more